Anthony Morrow Facts: Nov 19, 2008 Part 2

Special thanks to WarriorsWorld.net for a lot of these...

FACT: Anthony Morrow now shoots the Warriors technical free throws - from the three point line... of the opposing team...backwards...with his eyes closed. (live and The Big Rebounder and IslandWarrior and daddy, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: On the first day, God created light. On the second day, Anthony Morrow shot the lights out. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: "The Most Interesting Man in the World" has gone on record saying: "I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink it with Anthony Morrow." (Jesse, San Diego)

FACT: Anthony Morrow can put a dime in a parking meter from 15 feet. (Billy Hoyle, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: The arc on Anthony Morrow's shot directly reflects the golden ratio. (Billy Hoyle, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow impregnates women from a range of 26 feet. And it's always triplets. (The Big Rebounder and underdog, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow hits the net so often it wants to cuddle with him after the game. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow is the best in-your-face shooter since Dick Cheney. (ali hoop, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow only steps on the court because scoring 40 on the bench didn't seem sporting. (audiotistic, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow was born on the grassy knoll. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: The net at Oracle Arena has filed assault charges against Anthony Morrow. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: You can't draft Anthony Morrow. You can only hope to contain him. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Only Dick Cheney is a better face up shooter than Anthony Morrow. (Method, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow looked into Vladimir Putin's eyes and saw three letters: L O L. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow gave birth to triplets. 14 times. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow was actually drafted first overall. He burned his draft card and took off for Frisco. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: If you try rearranging the letters in Anthony Morrow... he'll fucking break you (Method, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow does not know the meaning of the word brick. (daddy, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow does not need the magnets. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: An Anthony Morrow jumpshot is the only thing that can escape from a black hole (Which is why Azubuike passes to him). (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow's team is always last in the league in offensive rebounds. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't dunk... because it only counts as two points. (daddy, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow can't see your hand, he only sees net. (waazup, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: A missed shot by Anthony Morrow can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't miss. (waazup, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow's mother felt no pain during birth. He doesn't hit rims. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: There was one WMD in Iraq, but Anthony Morrow decided to go to college. (stephenljackson, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow taught Antoine Walker that there are in fact 4's. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow fired Robert Rowell for salary protection. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow will make David Stern add 4 pt line. (Warrior Homer, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow is what Willis was talking about. (San Ramon Warrior, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: They left out the chapter about Anthony Morrow in the book of Revelations. (stephenljackson, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow can shoot a square peg into a round hole. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow once missed a shot in practice.... the stock market dropped 500 points. (DorkyGeek, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow makes Steve Nash's free-throw shooting look like Shaq's. (daddy, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow has sued Better Basketball for patent infringement. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: As a child, Anthony Morrow always wanted to play with the big boys. God. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: The housing market collapsed because Anthony Morrow decided to live in a hotel. (stephenljackson, warriorsworld.net)