FACT: Anthony Morrow is left handed. He plays with his right because he likes a challenge.
FACT: Anthony Morrow's right hand is hotter than the sun. His veins, however, are filled with ice-water.
FACT: Anthony Morrow freed the slaves. Years later, Anthony Morrow shot Lincoln for taking credit. He shot him from half-court.
FACT: In 1969, Anthony Morrow became the first man on the moon. To this day, whenever he plays hearts, Morrow shoots the moon to honor the occasion
FACT: Anthony Morrow has never shot a gun. He does not endorse anything that takes longer to hit its target than his jump shot.
FACT: When Anthony Morrow goes to a bar, he does not take shots (he's unselfish even when drinking)
FACT: The word "tomorrow" conveys hope because its proper punctuation is "to: morrow". Because whenever you send something to Anthony Morrow, there's a good chance he will immediately shoot it and score.
FACT: For Anthony Morrow, pimpin' IS easy
FACT: Anthony Morrow is too modest to tell you this, but his jersey number is significant. From the roof of the warriors practice facility, Anthony Morrow can hit 22 different countries with his jump shot.
FACT: Anthony Morrow once bit Latrell Sprewell's pit bull in the ear. The dog can no longer hear, but it can now shoot over 50% from beyond the arc.
FACT: If you cut a basketball in half and put it to your ear, you can hear Anthony Morrow's jump shot swishing through the net.
FACT: Because of Anthony Morrow's initials, the Warriors are forbidden from playing games before noon. David stern has correctly ruled that playing AM in the AM is unfair to the other 29 teams in the league.
FACT: When Anthony Morrow plays Jesus in "H-O-R-S-E", he starts with "H-O-R-S" to make it fair.
FACT: Scientists fear Anthony Morrow may contribute to global warming.
FACT: Obama ran for president in 2008 because he knew he couldn't beat Anthony Morrow in 2012.
FACT: Gilbert Arenas didn't sign with the Warriors because Anthony Morrow refused to look him in the eye. Anthony Morrow never takes his eye off the basket.
FACT: Tom Berenger has refused to star in "Sniper 12" unless his army code name is changed to "Morrow".
FACT: When it comes to the ladies, Anthony Morrow aims to please. And Anthony Morrow's aim is never off.
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When Chuck Norris crossed Anthony Morrow's path, Morrow ripped his head off and shot it in for three
Anthony Morrow can see the invisible hand that is guiding the free market economy, Adam Smith is jealously rolling in his grave.
Chuck Norris is afraid of only two things....Anthony Morrow and his jump shot
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