Anthony Morrow Facts: Nov 20, 2008, Part 1

Thanks again to WarriorsWorld for a lot of good stuff. (note, I've gotten sick of writing, "warriorsworld.net" and will just write "ww.net" for now on).

FACT: When Anthony Morrow misses a shot, ESPN's ticker lets you know about it. (Steven L., warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow shot JR. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Nihilists care about Anthony Morrow. A lot. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Agent Smith now realizes that the sound of inevitability is the swish of an Anthony Morrow shot. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Newton was inspired by an Anthony Morrow 3 pointer. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: People yell out "Kobe!" when they shoot the J. Kobe yells out "Morrow!" (daddy, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Dutch newspapers refuse to print cartoons of Anthony Morrow. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow was disqualified from competing in the 2009 3-point shooting contest. And won. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: When Chuck Norris crossed Anthony Morrow's path, Morrow ripped his head off and shot it in for three. (anonymous)

FACT: Anthony Morrow is the all time Operation champion. He never touches the sides. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow may need to bail out the US Treasury. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow recreated Beethoven's 9th Symphony using a Nerf Vortex Howler and a stick of orbit gum. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Bear Sterns shorted Anthony Morrow. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Every time Anthony Morrow takes a jump shot, a kitten is born. (Method, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Even on opposite day, Anthony Morrow still doesn't miss. (live, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow lost "The Contest" on Seinfeld because he couldn't stop stroking it. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow thinks shooter's rolls are God's way of teaching people how he feels. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: There are actually 3 certainties in life: death, taxes, and Anthony Morrow's jumpshot. (Ryan, San Jose)

FACT: The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. The shortest distance between 3 points is Anthony Morrow. (Ryan, San Jose)

FACT: Anthony Morrow can take a piss from 26 feet and not miss a single drop. (Isreali Warriors)

FACT: Anthony Morrow defeated the Trojans in a game of HORSE. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: The net touches Anthony Morrow's J only because of Bernoulli's principle. (ktwo, ww.net)

FACT: Sarah Palin doesn't have to get back to you about Anthony Morrow's points per game. (live, ww.net)

FACT: If by some space-time paradox, Anthony Morrow were to play himself in HORSE, he'd win. Period. (Chris C, ww.net)

FACT: Usain Bolt runs like Anthony Morrow. (live, ww.net)

FACT: There is no such thing as global warming. Anthony Morrow has just been shooting all this time. (Chris C, ww.net)

FACT: Simon & Garfunkel wrote the Sound of Silence in the gym where Morrow was shooting. (DorkyGeek, ww.net)

FACT: Morrow's front teeth separated to give his tongue a clear view of the ball going through the net. (DorkyGeek, ww.net)

FACT: Mr. T does not pity Anthony Morrow. (The Big Rebounder)

FACT: To tout its accuracy, Google has decided to rename its search engine Morrow. (DorkyGeek, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow's first job was as a paperboy. We now call it the internet. (Chris C, ww.net)

FACT: The Big Bang is not a theory, it was Anthony Morrow shooting for the stars and missing. Once. (Chris C, ww.net)

FACT: FACT: Baron Davis once looked into Anthony Morrow's eyes, he woke up a week later a Clipper. (stephenljackson, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow one-shotted Kil'Jaeden. The shot went on to kill the Wrath of the Lich King bosses. (ktwo, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow will be the face of the new $3.00 bill. (believe, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow is the Warrior's bailout plan. (IslandWarrior, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow lives by one rule: If you can't beat him, he's Anthony Morrow. (Chris C, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow sleeps with his eyes open....and swishes 3s with his eyes closed. (IshWarrior, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow is so HOT that Ron Jeremy is contemplating gay porn. (crossuover2k, ww.net)

FACT: After seeing Anthony Morrow, Gatorade admits that the slogan "Be like Mike" was a mistake. (crossuover2k, ww.net)

FACT: Stuart Scott follows Anthony Morrow with both eyes. (live, ww.net)