Thursday, November 20, 2008

Anthony Morrow Facts: Nov 20, 2008, Part 2

FACT: Al Harrington tried to block one of Morrow's jump shot, and is mysteriously on IL since. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: Rick Barry admits that Anthony Morrow is better than him. (Years and Counting!!!, ww.net)

FACT: When Anthony Morrow performs Lebron's "powder" trick all the particles end up going through the net. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow wears his headband by tossing it up 26 feet into air and it'd ALWAYS end up perfectly on his head. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow only averaged 14.3 ppg at Georgia Tech because he wanted to be the greatest undrafted player ever. (Pointman, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow can shoot even in a Warrior uniform. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow's jumper is so pure, he has to cut it with baking soda... (Years and Counting!!!, ww.net)

FACT: Before Anthony Morrow was born, there were only 25 letters in the alphabet: ABCDEFGHIKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. (Ray, San Francisco)

FACT: Anthony Morrow will bailout the economy when he's good and ready. (Pointman, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997. (The Big Rebounder, ww.net)

FACT: Humans can drink their own urine three times before they die. Anthony Morrow can drink his own urine eleven times before he gets annoyed and takes your Gatorade. (live, ww.net)

FACT: Oprah calls Anthony Morrow for advice on her show. (SleepBFree, ww.net)

FACT: The NBA was going to move the 3pt line back 2 feet, but when David Stern saw Morrow, he said "What's the point?" (Years and Counting!!!, ww.net)

FACT: The swish sound of one of Anthony Morrow's jumpers turned Robert Rowell and Chris Mullin into buddies. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow had what Meg Ryan was having in When Harry Met Sally. (The Big Rebounder, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow never has to hurry at the end of quarters because time itself waits for him. (The Big Rebounder, ww.net)

FACT: Seismologists predict there's a 46% chance Morrow might miss another jumper within next 30 years. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: Dinosaur nests look exactly like basketball hoops. Anthony Morrow caused the Dinosaur's mass extinction. (The Big Rebounder, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow makes everyone on warriorsworld.net agree. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: While NIKE's busy telling us JUST DO IT, Anthony Morrow JUST DID IT. (Steven L., ww.net)

FACT: During a jump ball, Anthony Morrow can tip the ball to the rim and score. (believe, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow once predicted a basket at the end of the game down 1. The refs, fans, and opposing team all left the gym and said why waste time? (EastBayWarrior, ww.net)

FACT: Anthony Morrow once lost in a game of H-O-R-S-E by one shot to Larry Bird. It was December of 1985 and he was less then 2 month old. (Israeli warriors, ww.net)

FACT: Mark Cuban was just indicted for illegally adding Anthony Morrow to his fantasy team. (stick_doggie_dog, ww.net)

FACT: Everyone still agrees when Win2010 says Morrow is a great player for the 10000th time. (gswfan4ever, ww.net)

FACT: When Anthony Morrow catches a cold, he shoots it. (believe, ww.net)

FACT: By the time a frozen turkey leaves Anthony Morrow's hands, it's cooked and ready to eat. (joker23, ww.net)

FACT: Barack Obama has named Anthony Morrow Secretary of Offense. (jonesbball, ww.net)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

FACT: Anthony Morrow strapped on roller skates, skated up to Baron Davis, and beat him down like Bob Probert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rH9wKQPoH0). Then he took his radio.

-AllGo, Belmont CA