Saturday, April 11, 2009

The legend grows...

In a surprise move, the fans have written with a lot of new Anthony Morrow facts.  Clearly the legend is growing.  Here's one last installment for this season (unless Am-Mo goes for 50 or something in the last couple of games).

FACT: Obama was bowing to Anthony Morrow. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Anthony Morrow applauding himself with his left hand as he knocks down jumpers with his right hand...............from half court. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Halley's Comet only comes once every 75 years because it's too scared to face Anthony Morrow. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Jason Kapono showed Sports Science that he could get a jumper off in 0.22 seconds. Anthony Morrow doesn't get out of bed for anything less than 0.11 seconds. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow missed a jump shot once..................and then God created man. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't play in the NBA. The NBA exists because of Anthony Morrow. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't really like shooting jumpers - he just needs something to do with his spare time when he is not saving the world. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: The NBA will be officially changing the term "jump shot" to "Morrow shot" as of the 2009/2010 season and beyond. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow only shoots three pointers because there aren't full court 12 pointers. (Slam, RealGM)

Monday, January 5, 2009

they still suck

Not even Anthony Morrow's hot shooting tonight can make me want to write a fact. Remember the scene in Major League when the Indians win a couple of games and they cut to the grounds keepers who mutter in some other language, "They're still s****". Well, that's how I feel about this team, except we didn't even win. Let me save everyone time: www.shouldiwatch.com.