Saturday, April 11, 2009

The legend grows...

In a surprise move, the fans have written with a lot of new Anthony Morrow facts.  Clearly the legend is growing.  Here's one last installment for this season (unless Am-Mo goes for 50 or something in the last couple of games).

FACT: Obama was bowing to Anthony Morrow. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

FACT: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Anthony Morrow applauding himself with his left hand as he knocks down jumpers with his right hand...............from half court. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Halley's Comet only comes once every 75 years because it's too scared to face Anthony Morrow. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Jason Kapono showed Sports Science that he could get a jumper off in 0.22 seconds. Anthony Morrow doesn't get out of bed for anything less than 0.11 seconds. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow missed a jump shot once..................and then God created man. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't play in the NBA. The NBA exists because of Anthony Morrow. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't really like shooting jumpers - he just needs something to do with his spare time when he is not saving the world. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: The NBA will be officially changing the term "jump shot" to "Morrow shot" as of the 2009/2010 season and beyond. (Slam, RealGM)

FACT: Anthony Morrow only shoots three pointers because there aren't full court 12 pointers. (Slam, RealGM)

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